Sears Saves Some Money

Saw an advertisement for Sears today. It said You May Never Paint Again. How do they know?

Sometimes in life, there is no more.

Paul Dorrell says:

In my gallery, my artists and I usually split advertising expenses

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Clarification

It was the the cheapest store for food I'd found since moving here. For all the previous fifty-cent packets of crackers and two-liter bottles of pop, she'd never spoken to me before.

-So where've you been?
-Sorry?
-You haven't been in for a while. I haven't seen you.

Before leaving the store clutching my one-dollar packet of Corn Flakes and my receipt I explained:
-Oh, I've been lying low.
And then added for clarification
-I haven't been eating food.

Paul Dorrell says:

While people do need clothes, food and shelter, nobody needs art

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